found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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