I heard we made out
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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