There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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