your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Come share oat with me in your robe
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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