I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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