I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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