Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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