Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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