32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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