Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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