normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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