i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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