Who wears a wallet chain?!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I need to calm my uterus...
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