P.S. I can't hear my feet
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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