my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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