I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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