Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Randomize
