There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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