So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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