So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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