so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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