If i come over, it means nothing
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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