She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I am available for nakedness
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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