when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
But theres a keg here and me gusta
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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