he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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