I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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