I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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