On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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