Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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