At least make sure they are 18
Why
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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