So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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