there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Dicks are not precious.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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