Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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