Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Randomize
