Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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