He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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