Is it because I queefed?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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