I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Never let your siblings swipe right.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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