It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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