Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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