i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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