What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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