Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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