How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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