i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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