Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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