Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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