i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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