How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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