Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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