You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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